Wednesday, June 27, 2007

bate forte o tambor

I tried seeking out a West African drumming ensemble/group. Instead, I settled for the batucada especially since the samba school is a couple of blocks from "home." Checked them out yesterday evening..sound very much like this.

PS: if any nomads reading this will be in San Fran this weekend, come join me at Cafe du Nord for this two night afrobeat fest.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Californication

Two hours of soccer up in Soquel and then an hour of dancing to live afro-brazilian music on the beach. Sore legs. I was reminded of my time in Rio on Copacabana. Muita saudade. Tem uma escola de samba perto da minha casa. That's what the Uruguayan samba dancer told me.

Am savoring every second by the beach. The weather is occasionally misty in the morning, a mellow 70 during the day, and chilly enough to warrant a light jacket in the evenings. If the weather is warm enough, we cook outside in the garden. Otherwise, we normally share the indoor kitchen space. The other day, I decided to indulge my sudden noodle craving. I made enough singapore rice noodles for the entire household. Every time someone cooks extra it is typically offered to the rest of the house. For a household whose inhabitants are predominantly Latin American, this is the norm. Alba watched carefully as I tossed the noodles frequently to prevent them from sticking to the wok. She and Ezekiel have seen Brazilians, Colombians and some Europeans cook up a storm in here, but never an Indian. Constantin had me leave some aside for his lunch, and so did Alba. Xavier made note of the recipe. I am not hungry right now but whatever this is, it smells like something my next date will like. We sat around after dinner sipping on his Riesling, 2005 Chateau Ste. Michelle. Out of all the interesting individuals I have encountered here, he is probably the person whose personality and energy is most endearing to me. Nomad by nature, Uruguayan by nationality, artist by training and Buddhist by choice he divides his time between his four great passions - travelling, surfing, yoga and being a wine connoisseur. It's always entertaining to learn about Hindu philosophy from a non-Indian. His knowledge on Hindu mythology is as much impressive as it is humbling. Xavier certainly embodies the vibe and spirit of Santa Cruz. We have plans to check out some wine country this weekend. My first two weeks here have taught me one thing - it's easy to get comfortable and spoilt by the lifestyle and weather here, which could be harmless or dangerous depending on one's outlook in life.

If Noah was a Nigerian

Sent to me by a friend. for pidgin lovers..

And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: ''I will give you six months to build me an Ark. At the end of six months I will send rain to cover the entire earth and destroy all bad people. However, I want to save a few good people, and the animals, two of every kind. So I am ordering you to build an Ark for me'', said the Lord. In a flash of lightning he delivered the specifications for an Ark.
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''No problem'', said Noah, trembling in fear and fumbling with the blueprints.
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''Six months, and it starts to rain'' thundered the Lord. ''You'd better have my Ark completed, or learn how to swim for a very long time''.
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And six months passed. The skies began to cloud up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard, weeping. And there was no Ark.
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''Noah'', shouted the Lord, ''where is my Ark?''. A lightning bolt crashed into the ground next to Noah, for emphasis.
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''Oga, a beg make you forgive me,'' begged Noah. ''I don try - ah! Ah! De trouble were my eye see no be small, I swear. Dem tell me say I need certificate of occupancy before I go kuku build de Ark. I don waka Ministry of Works so tey I tire. Then, I come see say na money dem want, and I carry all de money wey I get gif dem. Na im dem tell me say make I add extra windows for ''cross ventilation'', and make I divide de toilet from de bath, so that if I de go toilet, another person fit de bath. Anyway, I pay one engineer so, make im modify de plans for me. So, after I don finish dat one, I come go for forest to go get wood. Dem tell me say I no fit cut wood without permit from Forestry people. Anyway, I go see de forestry people dem and dem say I fit go cut de wood. When I reach de village now, dem no gree make I cut wood. Dem say I must gif dem their share - because na so one big man compensation. Na waoh! and me think say government no de gree us export wood. Finally, as dem wan fight me, I quickly settle de village chief, and dem com gree say make I take wood. Before I go carry de wood reach my house, na so so wahala for road. I settle police, I settle soldier, I settle customs, I settle immigration, I settle tax man, I settle local government, then when I don reach my house now, de truck driver and him boys say if I no settle dem, dem no go help me offload de wood''.
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''As I start to build de Ark now, na im task force people come mark 'X' for de Ark, say I no suppose to build de Ark for dis place. Dem ask me say whether I no no say ''environmental sanitation decree'' no de allow dis kind thing for inside town. Anyway I think say na my neighbour na im call dem, de man de jealous me well well. Wetin I go do, I settle dem too. As I say make I kuku hurry finish de Ark, na im de carpenters where de help me come talk say dem no go work again unless gif dem extra money. Me sef I surprise wen dem tell me say de here say na big government contract where I de do and plenty money dey inside. To cut long story, I settle dem too. Anyway, people plenty now wey de build de Ark, apprentice full ground''.
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''As I begin to gather de animal dem, I come jam another trouble. De ''404′' people dem no want make I take their dogs, dem say na delicacy. Bushmeat and fowl people no gree me. Even de people wey de chop ''isi ewu'' come vex with me. Dem ask me whether I no no say meat don too cost these days, where I wan carry de small meat where dey ground. So, I wan tell you now say, I no fit find dog, fowl, goat, or bush meat, and infact I just manage get cow, as one mallam don nearly dagger me when I want take de cow dem''.
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''One day as I de build de Ark now, na im NDLEA come arrest me carry me go prison for questioning. Dem talk say, dem hear say I wan carry de Ark smuggle cocaine & Indian hemp to America. Later, sha dem come find say no be me dem de look for, so dem release me, I never even reach home, when SSS come arrest me for further questioning, say dem hear say I be NADECO, and I wan carry de Ark go smuggle guns and bombs to come overthrow Naija government. Anyway, I come convince dem say I no know wetin be NADECO, dem release but tell me make I de report to force headquarters every day. As I de gather de animal dem, na im FEPA come send me letter say I never gif dem environmental impact assessment for de animal shit where I go throway and de flood where you wan send. I tell dem say na you wan send flood cover de whole world. Dem no happy at all! Dem tell me say nobody fit do dat kind ting without permission from dem. Anyway, as de chief engineer say make I show am de place where de flood go start. I give am map of de world, he no satisfy, so I settle am too.''
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''As you see me de cry so, na because ee day like say dis wahala no de finish. De local government chairman where my house dey come call me tribalistic. Him talk say almost all de carpenters and labourers wey de work for me come from my village. Him talk say I must gif work to some of de town boys. I tell am make he send them, him no gree. Everyday him go send ''area boys'' to come cause wahala for me. Dem wan spoil de small part of de Ark where I don build so. Dem no dey gree us work again. Everyday where dem come here I must gif dem money otherwise, dem wan scatter de Ark.''
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''Oga Lord, I tell you, I don tire, even sef de other day, tax collector come, come say I never pay tax, say dem wan arrest me. I tell dem say I don pay tax last year, dem tell me say dis year I must pay de tax in advance, so I don kuku spend all de money where I get for settling. Make I tell you de truth, I no think say I go finish dis your Ark sef, even if you gif me five years,'' Noah wailed.
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The sky began to clear. The sun began to shine. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up and smiled. ''You mean say you no go send flood take destroy de earth?'' Noah asked, hopefully.
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''Wrong!'' thundered the Lord. ''But being Lord of the Universe has its advantages. I fully intend to smite the Earth, but with something far worse than a flood. Something man invented himself.''
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''Wetin be dat?'' asked Noah.
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There was a long pause, and then the Lord spaketh his last word,
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''Government.''

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Up in the hills of Berkeley

We were up in the hills of Berkeley today. The boss was giving a talk and then we got to meet with some luminaries. I was lucky to get in with my foreign passport without any advance clearance. It's unfortunate I couldn't find the time to explore the town some more. Such a quaint town Berkeley is. Was reminded of Kerouac throughout our visit. Must return, if just for that panoromic view and gourmet enchilidas at the cafe overlooking the city...

Monday, June 11, 2007

view from my office



The Pacific can be seen on a clear day in the background. I have found a room in an antique, historic home that used to be occupied by the Governor of California in 1890 about two blocks from the boardwalk and beach. More pics and updates to come...

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