Alternate Vision

conversation at the men's room...

Random wasted individual: Steeler's yea?
Me: Here we go! (loud)
Random wasted individual: lemme guess...you speak Spanish
Me: why would you say that?
Random wasted individual:..no offense....wait..are you Mexican?
Me: nah man..I think you have the wrong continent
Random wasted individual: ..ooo dude..my bad...South Spain (totally serious)
Me: *grin.. more like a snigger*..wrong..keep going
Random wasted individual: dude you so don't look Asian
Me: hmm
Random wasted individual: I know you guys like soccer
Me:..well.. I love soccer but my people.well their into cricket
Random wasted individual: ofcourse..thats right South Africa
Me: good luck sunday, *after the man at the third urinal announced* "..he's Indian smarty pants"

The penny pitchers helped me through my evening