Alternate Vision

I had to lie to people at work for reasons that are a little too convoluted to elucidate here. Lets say it permitted me to get a week's worth of vacation when everyone else could only afford like 4 days or so at a stretch. They all think I visited Boston for the break. Last Saturday, while sipping on some michiladas on Monterrico beach, I went 6 hours straight at the pool without using sunblock. Not the smartest move. Now, I am having to come up with excuses as to why the skin on my forehead is peeling off, especially since, well I was supposed to be in cold Boston right? I need a smack on the head :)