Alternate Vision

My dad calls me up from Abba, Onicha to say that if Jesse and I were there, we would probably have pounded through atleast 5 bowls of the fish pepe soup that he was eating. Gee pa, that just makes my day. It's not important that I happened to be STARVING at that time. Oh and by the way he adds ' am off to Iceland this Friday.' For 3 years now, I have wanted to visit that country with him. My day will come.

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